Ava-isms

  • “I’m concerned about this”
  • “Monsters come out at night” Me:  “There’s no such thing as monsters honey.  They’re just pretend.” Ava  “Well, mosquitoes come out at night”
  • Speaking to the kids in the bathtub:  “Hey guys, don’t drink the water” Ava:  “We’re not.  We are just sticking the water on our tongues.” Hmmmm…
  • “Strange cheese”.  (string cheese)
  • Ava:  “Where’s my Daddy?” Me: “You know where he is baby…he’s in heaven with Jesus right?” Ava:  “Yes.  I think he’s fishing today”
  • “I saw a shadow and I was like, hmmm, I think that’s my Daddy’s”
  • Conversation we had at the dinner table (P.S.  “Goon” is Ava’s imaginary friend):  Me:  “Sometimes you pretend to be Goon’s daddy don’t you?” Ava:  “Yes.  I rescue him.” Me:  “You rescue him?  Is that what Daddy’s do?” Ava:  “Of course!”
  • (conversation in the car at night)  Ava:  “What am I doing?” Me:  “I can’t see what you’re doing sweetie, it’s too dark.  Can you just tell me?”  Ava:  “I’m just picking my nose.”
  • When Ava is told she’s lookin’ good she will reply:  “Thanks.  I get my looks from my Mama!”
  • (Upon being told I was going to the dentist):  Ava:  “You are going to be a brave little girl aren’t you Mom.  And you are not going to scream are you cause you are big enough not to do that aren’t you?”
  • “I want to go hunting in the woods…for hugs”

Ava-isms

  • “Hey Mom, my banana is so thick.  Mom, can I say my banana is thick?” Me:  “Yes baby, you can say that” Ava: “OK, my banana is so thick. Hey Mom, you are SO thick.”
  • “We are geniuses!” (speaking of herself and her brother)
  • “Hey Ava, did you check on your caterpillar?” Ava: “Yep.  He’s still dead.”
  • “Mom, could you call me Bambi?” Me:  “Sure Bambi, why?” Ava:  “Cause I’m a deer”. Obviously.
  • “I’m just texting boys from Jr. High.” Oh boy.
  • “Jesus conquered the grape.” No, that’s not a typo.
  • “That’s impressive”
  • “I’m gonna marry you Mom”
  • Ava: “A monkey jumped on my juice box a couple days ago.” Me:  “Really?  Did he drink it all up?” Ava:  “No.  He just took the straw and then I took the juice box away and he was sad at me.”
  • “Someday, I’m gonna do great things with God!”
  • “Thanks!  I appreciate it.”
  • Me: “Hey baby, why are you just following me around and being so quiet?  What’s wrong?” Ava:  “Sometimes people just do that sometimes”.