Ava-isms

  • “Hey Mom, my banana is so thick.  Mom, can I say my banana is thick?” Me:  “Yes baby, you can say that” Ava: “OK, my banana is so thick. Hey Mom, you are SO thick.”
  • “We are geniuses!” (speaking of herself and her brother)
  • “Hey Ava, did you check on your caterpillar?” Ava: “Yep.  He’s still dead.”
  • “Mom, could you call me Bambi?” Me:  “Sure Bambi, why?” Ava:  “Cause I’m a deer”. Obviously.
  • “I’m just texting boys from Jr. High.” Oh boy.
  • “Jesus conquered the grape.” No, that’s not a typo.
  • “That’s impressive”
  • “I’m gonna marry you Mom”
  • Ava: “A monkey jumped on my juice box a couple days ago.” Me:  “Really?  Did he drink it all up?” Ava:  “No.  He just took the straw and then I took the juice box away and he was sad at me.”
  • “Someday, I’m gonna do great things with God!”
  • “Thanks!  I appreciate it.”
  • Me: “Hey baby, why are you just following me around and being so quiet?  What’s wrong?” Ava:  “Sometimes people just do that sometimes”.

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  1. Oh my GOODNESS! You will be so happy you kept tabs of what she said when she gets older! These are hilarious! What a DOLL!

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